Dear Big-Time Summer Animated Movie: Could you please, just this once, come out without having a lame-o videogame tied to you? Please? No? Well, can we at least have a glass of water and an aspirin before we review you? No, again? Well, could you at least not do that thing where the game sucks, but clueless parents buy it anyway, because their diaper-wearing crumb-snatchers are begging them for it? Pretty please? With razzberries on top? Sincerely, Your Caring Friends at Crispy Gamer.
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