The Day No Work Was Done
Friends and countrymen, today will go down in history as a day that the world did absolutely nothing productive.
Today, countless citizens will have spent hours upon hours in tents and lawn chairs waiting for the iPhone 4G. Head over to Engadget for pictures documenting the Happening, but reader be warned, the photos are not for the faint of heart! Never before will you have seen so much time brutally killed.
Now, you might saying "this has happened before, it is just an iPhone launch".
The threat to our world's productivity is not merely the release of said phone , but the arrival of the Negator of Free Time onto the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPhone XL. Of course, I am taking about ... FarmVille!
The release of the world's largest waste of time combined with the onslaught of new iPhone calls dropping from the sky will surely bring about the end of times.
God Bless you all.