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Top 10 (Closet) Annoying Characters in Video Game History

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HEY! LISTEN! Yes, We Found Characters More Annoying Than Navi.
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Every video game has its annoying characters. Over the course of time, some characters have gained monumental recognition for their suckatude, and they do indeed suck a lot. But are these well known characters even the most annoying in their own game? Hardly. You just have to look a little closer.

Every video game has its annoying characters. Over the course of time, some characters have gained monumental recognition for their suckatude, and they do indeed suck a lot. But are these well known characters even the most annoying in their own game? Hardly. You just have to look a little closer.

#10- Phoenix Wright
Who you would expect: Wendy Oldbag, Winston Payne, Pearl, Judge’s Canadian Brother
Real offender: The Judge

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Death of a Henchman: the Bad, the Good, and the Gray

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Do You Ever Feel Bad About Incinerating Nameless Henchman #4?
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I can remember one of the first times I thought about death; I must have been about five and the victim was a standard-issue Koopa Troopa. I know a Goomba is the first thing killed, but the Troopa's demise lingered in my mind. It was how I left him, bouncing back and forth in a ditch, trapped in a kinetic prison, that tugged at my mind; that Troopa would stay like that, not dead but not exactly alive (and most certainly nauseated), an 8-bit purgatory. Nonetheless, I kept moving. There were inept monarchs and a princess that required some saving.

I can remember one of the first times I thought about death; I must have been about five and the victim was a standard-issue Koopa Troopa. I know a Goomba is the first thing killed, but the Troopa's demise lingered in my mind. It was how I left him, bouncing back and forth in a ditch, trapped in a kinetic prison, that tugged at my mind; that Troopa would stay like that, not dead but not exactly alive (and most certainly nauseated), an 8-bit purgatory. Nonetheless, I kept moving. There were inept monarchs and a princess that required some saving.

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Battlefield: Bad Company 2 (Xbox 360)

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Heartbeat Sensors Won't Help When a House Falls on You
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Bad Company 2’s true forte obviously lies in its online multiplayer. It offers some of the highest body-count to playtime ratios in the FPS world, immersing players in gargantuan ground wars frenzied with small arms fire, vehicles, and all manner of munitions-candy-store delights that go “Kaboom.”

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