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World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: The Darkness

Bowl 11: The Darkness
(Video capture: Jason McMaster)

Videogame toilets, like their real-life counterparts, tend to be lonely, private places. But in this clip from The Darkness, we find a creepy loiterer in the men's room. To make matters worse, this ski cap-wearing miscreant actually talks to you. This is a glaring violation of rule No. 1 of men's rooms everywhere: THERE IS NO TALKING. EVER.

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