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World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: Left 4 Dead

Bowl 18: Left 4 Dead
(Video capture: Jason McMaster)

You'd think that toilets found in Left 4 Dead would be the safest safe rooms of all. You'd be wrong. Zombies can get into these toilets, and f*** you up while you're trying to enjoy an intestinal epiphany. The only safe rooms that are truly safe are the ones where Bill says, "Everyone get inside! Quickly!" and there are cute little health packs scattered on one of the tables, and when the door finally closes, some nifty music starts playing.

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