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World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

Bowl 25: Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard
(Video capture: Jason McMaster)


If you live in a big, fancy city, then you probably have no idea what the little shack with the moon-shaped cutout on the door is in this clip from Eat Lead. Answer: It's technically known as an outhouse. It's where, in old times, people would go to make their poops. You would sit on a scary, wooden hole, and make your business, and then, if you were polite, you'd scatter some lime on top of whatever you made. So, what does the moon shape mean? Who knows. Maybe it's designed to lend the poop-hut an air of mystery. Which it definitely does.

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