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World's Greatest Videogame Toilets: GoldenEye 007

Bowl 30: GoldenEye 007
(Video capture: Jason McMaster)


The single most-requested virtual toilet from CG readers was the clean, all-business Russian Johnny can from the Nintendo 64 classic, GoldenEye 007. This was back when Rare still made games that were actually good and fun to play. By today's standards, GoldenEye -- and its toilets -- are so hideous, it feels like someone is putting sand in your eyes. But back then, this cartridge could magically suck away hundreds of hours of your life. In typical McMaster fashion, he goes toe-to-toe with these virtual thrones. And, as usual, the throne gets the best of him.

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