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Review: Alien Swarm

When reviewing a game, it can be really tempting to describe it as Other Game 1 + Other Game 2.  Fallout 3 is just Oblivion plus S.T.A.L.K.E.R., Mass Effect 2 is basically Gears of War with dialog trees, Starcraft is Command and Conquer plus Koreans…you get the picture.  But even though it’s easy and fun to do reviews this way, most people try to avoid it, as it’s generally considered unprofessional.  Generally.

But every once in a while a game just begs for this kind of comparison.  Alien Swarm, Valve’s Source-engine update of a popular Unreal Tournament 2004 mod, is one of those games: It’s Left 4 Dead, played from a top-down view, set roughly 30 minutes into the movie Aliens.  You all saw Aliens, right?  A distant human colony drops out of contact, so a tough-talking yet diverse group of space marines are dispatched to investigate (read: kill) the problem—only to discover that all the colonists have been butchered by a swarm of aliens that are much more dangerous than they seem.

“Cut the power?  How could they cut the power, they’re animals!”

That’s exactly what’s going on in Alien Swarm, needless to say.  The game makes repeated attempts to establish an overarching plot between the missions, but that tends to get ignored in favor of the four-man killing spree made popular by, you guessed it, Left 4 Dead.  Some assets from other Valve games are recycled as well; aliens explode exactly like the antlions in Episode 2, and Half-Life veterans will instantly recognize the sound of crates being broken (duh, of course there are crates in this game).  A few of the Half-Life series’ other notorious design elements also show up in this game, including:

1) Waiting for an obnoxiously slow elevator while being swarmed by aliens,
2) Waiting on an obnoxiously slow elevator while being swarmed by aliens, and
3) Cheesy physics puzzles.

Fortunately the infamous Half-Life seesaw doesn’t make an appearance; the physics puzzles here are more along the lines of “shoot explosive barrel A to knock loose heavy object B, which will fall/swing/roll into obstacle C, clearing your path.”  Also, following in the proud tradition of nearly every shooter since Doom, there is one point in which your team will have to spend the entire level mucking about in the sewers.  Just because.

“I hate sewers.”

I’m sure it sounds like I’m being pretty harsh, but it’s just good-natured ribbing.  Alien Swarm knows it’s derivative, and doesn’t try to hide its influences at all.  And why should it?  Aliens is a great setting for a xenocidal romp, Left 4 Dead perfected the concept of four players teaming up against impossible odds, and the two work well in tandem.

Of course, when a Left 4 Dead game tells you to team up, you damn well better take its advice.  Players who wander off alone—even if they’re really talented—will get picked off by zombies faster than the unattractive characters in a slasher flick.  But while Alien Swarm is still a very team-oriented game, it’s not as punishing for the Rambo types: A skilled player can survive just fine on his own for extended periods of time, only coming back to the group occasionally to get healed by a medic.  But there are L4D-style climax events scattered throughout the levels that can be extremely difficult for only one or two players, so teams that like to spread out will still be forced back together at regular intervals.  At first I thought this lack of cohesion was a weakness, but it actually turns out to be beneficial when some of your team start getting killed off; many of my games on harder difficulty levels have ended with one or two bold survivors dashing frantically for the exit amid hordes of enemies while their dead comrades cheer them on.  Good fun.

What’s even better is that, if you actually plan on getting into these sorts of situations, the game’s got you covered with its customizable loadouts.  Each player has three item slots (two weapons and a special item) to carry anything they might need for the mission.  This doesn’t start out very imaginative—the default is a big gun, a smaller gun, and a health pack—so I was a little worried that the whole inventory screen might consist of a couple dozen guns with slightly different damage or accuracy.

I was wrong.  You can carry around toys like a stationary automated turret instead of a secondary weapon, setting it up to cover one entrance while you and your teammates seal off the others, or you can bring a welding torch in your special items slot to seal doors shut, buying precious time for your team until the swarm inevitably breaks through.  There are also support items like group healing beacons or extra ammo satchels that will allow your entire group to be a lot less conservative in their play.

But all this is just the starting equipment.  You also gain xp for every mission, which allows you to unlock the really interesting toys like the flamethrower or Tesla cannon that can quickly lay waste to large groups.  You can set mines, unleash missile barrages, or even pick up a personal short-range teleportation device.  And yeah, there’s totally a chainsaw.  None of these items are measurably better than your starting equipment, but they open up a nice variety of tactical choices for different styles of play.

“We got tactical smart missiles, phase plasma pulse rifles, RPGs. We got sonic, electronic ball breakers!”

I remember one particularly tense mission that had been kicking my team’s collective ass for quite a while.  We finally got to the climax event near the end of the level, where the team’s technician has to hack a computer system while his teammates defend him from waves of enemies.  I was that technician; my teammates were all dead.  So I quickly set up a turret to cover one door, welded shut a second one, and rigged up the entire room with proximity mines to blow up anyone who made it through.  All of that lasted just long enough for me to finish the hack and pick up my fallen ally’s flamethrower.  Two seconds later the room was filled with enraged alien monsters; another two seconds and it was filled with deep-fried alien corpses, and a moment later I had sprinted out the door and finished the level.  Yippee-ki-yay, you alien bastards.

That’s the good news, now here’ the bad: Alien Swarm is bugged.  Since the first mission I played my game has been having problems with the framerate; sometimes it’s just a less-than-smooth 15-20 fps, while other times it drops below 1 fps and my game is transformed into Alien Swarm: PowerPoint Edition.  It always comes in spikes lasting for about a minute each, in between which the game cruises along at a consistent 60 fps as though nothing were ever wrong.  Given that my computer has been able to run all other Source games flawlessly at maximum settings, this is a bit confusing.

 I’ve been researching this problem all week, and can confirm that it’s a problem with the game, not with anybody’s individual computer or internet connection, although some people do suffer worse than others (I seem to have it exceptionally bad).  Tampering with the game settings doesn’t make any visible difference, and the spikes appear to be pretty much random, but it’s rare that I can get through an entire mission without encountering one.  I’m sure I don’t have to tell you what happens to a space marine who starts lagging in the middle of a battle.

“Game over, man!  Game over!”

It’s a testament to how fun Alien Swarm can be without this lag that I’m still playing it, even long after I got enough information to write this review.  If you like 4-player co-op but are sick of zombies, or if you ever wanted to see James Cameron’s Aliens translated into videogame form, you won’t find much better than Alien Swarm.  I’m giving this a “try it” rating only because of the framerate problem; if you download this game and it runs smoothly, you’re in for a treat.  And if not…hey, it’s still free.


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Co stwierdzą koleżanki, jakie mnie zobaczą? Ściśle mówiąc dodatkowo to znaczy stanowi właściwa do sposobności? Wyśmienite znamionuje się bez dwóch zdań fasonem oraz zabarwieniem. Kir a serce furt egzystują w modzie jednakże to znaczy prezentujecie sobie wytworne wydarzenie w ślicznym skwerze w normalnej „nieciasnej czarnej”? Z jakiej przyczyny nie przyodziać ślicznej, długiej oraz tuzinkowej kiecek w frapującym kolorze fuksji albo limonki także zawinąć się nietrywialnie katalog stron kolorowym chustą. Czemu na powszechnej ceremonii po postępie męża nie zaprezentować się w sukienki wieczorowej w wariancie niehelleńskim czy naturalnie wziętym w współczesnym sezonie empire? W popularnym szmaragdzie bądź tajemniczym kobalcie.

I usually play on line game only during week end. I will see to it that it can not distract my studies. But any way this game interest me and I am gonna play this on Saturday. - Michael Courouleau

Alien Swarm had also received the same success just like the other similar game online like "Left 4 Dead". It was a series that excites every person to play. - Texas Lending

Things I would like to see vanish from Sci-fi movies and games:

1) Kinda dark ships.

Have you ever actually seen pictures from the Space Station or the Shuttle? Ever notice how brightly lit they are? So why (aside from providing cliched spooky environments) are space stations and ships in sci-fi games so badly lit? Why have massive stretches of poorly lit corridors with badly sealed piping that drips everywhere. At least Star Trek did this one right. Every room, tunnel, and access hatch that could require human contact in order to do repairs, was brightly lit and designed with efficiency in mind. Hell, even the Turbolift shafts were well lit (in the movie where the original crew encounters "god"). It's not like it's a power issue. You have a giant friggin reactor providing enough energy to travel the stars. Its like some asshole in accounting decided to save $2000 on the budget for a 30 Billion dollar ship, by skimping on the lightbulbs.

In the otherside, shouldn't powerloss be accompanied by PURE darkness. If the light goes out in space then guess what? Unless your in a room with a window facing the damned sun that means there is no light whatsoever. As annoying as it was you had to give Doom 3 props for actually providing pure darkness in a poweroutage in space. You can blame emergency lighting systems, but who the hell designs a system like that to only provide enough illumination to see walls by and not enough to read or FIX THE DAMNED SHIP by? Why not just cover every wall with tubes and tubes of bright chemical lighting for those situations?


2) Sewers

No one likes them and unless your in a massive city with a million plus population, there's no reason for you to have a massive sewer system that's half full of water and has standing room for 4 grown men standing shoulder to shoulder. A small town can run on a sewer system that uses pipes less than 2 feet across. Now the drainage sewers can be a different issue and you need alot of room in those. Even still, why the hell does a desert planet or space station need a damned drainage sewer system!!!!


3) Oblivious Officers

Your in space. Your leading a team of marines/search and rescue personal/insurance claim investigators, and you just lost contact with a ship/station/colony full of people. And what do you do? You send everyone in unarmed and undersupplied, expecting everything to be ok.

They even do this in frikking ALIENS games, where they know about this crap happening!

How about this. You send in your subordinates armed to the teeth and expecting horrible monsters that want to kill them. Then, the moment you see ANYTHING weird like man eating aliens, bloody corpses everywhere, or strange biological/robotic goo/growths, you pull them all back to the ship and you either Leave and blow it up, or you leave and then call in the guys from F.E.A.R.

I downloaded it because, hey, it was free. But Starcraft 2 is consuming most of my free time recently.

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